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When you take a shit so huge that the tip of it pokes above the water and in spite of any effort to flush it, it just spins and remains in place like an ice berg.
Oh crap, he's been in the bathroom so long I think he's been berging it.
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When you take a shit so huge that the tip of it pokes above the water and in spite of any effort to flush it, it just spins and remains in place like an ice berg.
Oh crap, he's been in the bathroom so long I think he's been berging it.
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A feminist cougar who freaks out whenever things don't go her way.
That hysterical pantsuit, Hillary should have just said her cat fell asleep on the delete key when her email was open.
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A sexual act where you lick a Trump supporters ass while simultaneously giving them a reach around at a rally to make the supporters seem more enthusiastic about cheering for a losing candidate. This is a modification on the rusty trombone.
My tongue is sore after giving rusty trumpkins all across the country.
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A sexual act which requires a huge dick and a tiny sex partner. The man lays on his back and his partner assumes the splits while lowering themselves onto his dick. Once successfully mounted, the man spins his partner by their legs.
I had to cut my trip to Thailand short because I ended up in the E.R. attempting the spin toy with my $30 escort.
When you have a friend that is as corrosive as acid and mean as a snake but they like you unconditionally and do your dirty work on anyone beneath the two of you at a moments notice. Usually in a workplace. The string reference is in recognition they could turn on you in a second and burn you to a crisp.
I love my friend Lisa, sheΓ’ΒΒs my dragon on a string..last week I got Barry fired for slacking off because he pissed me off. We laughed our asses off because he cried at his termination appointment.