Wal-Mart Crap

1: The unexplainable need to go to the bathroom when shopping at Wal-Mart. It always occurs when you are furthest from the bathrooms. The Wal-Mart crap is not unique to Wal-Mart alone. It is also known as the Home Depot crap, Target Crap, etc.

2: Also a term to describe the cheap and inferior nature of goods purchased at Wal-Mart.

Dude, I was in the sporting goods department, concentrating too hard on the fishing tackle, and the Wal-Mart crap struck me!

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