sperg out

Retreat from the world after having had a too human intensive experience, usually to eat Cheetos and play mind numbing MMORPG's, or else sleep until 12:00 AM, when it is time to eat Cheetos and play mind numbing MMORPG's.

Thanksgiving with the family was great mom, but I really need to go home and sperg out now before I start taking apart your vacuum cleaner and telling Uncle Sid he really really really really needs to do something about his clicky dentures.

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callus interruptus

call waiting

Jen got another call on callus interruptus and put me on hold for an hour.

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pie out

To stand someone up, to give up on plans.

I was going to meet Liam for dinner, but he pied out on me.
I'm too tired to go anywhere. I am going to have to pie out and go home.