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BIDK

Bitch, I don't know!

Dom is frustrated with Swiper as they see an evil version of Dora crawling up towards them.

SWIPER: Oh no! Is that Dora?!
DOM: BIDK!

by CoolDude500 April 23, 2020


cheed

When a skateboarder is eating Cheetos puffs while grinding handrails.

(Chad Muska does a dark slide on the railing around the harbor; he is holding a bag of Cheetos puffs in his right hand, and with his left hand, he picks one up, and throws it in his mouth.)

Rodney Mullen: Man, that is some serious cheed! I love it!

by CoolDude500 November 7, 2019

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ROTFLMFAOOL

Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off out loud

JOHNNY: Hey Mike, remember when we saw Dumb and Dumber for the 1st time when it was in theaters in 1994?
MIKE: Yeah! When it came to the part when Harry was shitting on the toilet, I was ROTFLMFAOOL!!!

by CoolDude500 April 23, 2020


Cyclops

The hard-hat diver that turns sea creatures into souvenirs at his gift shop.

PATRICK: Yay!
SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK (BOTH AT THE SAME TIME): Thank you, stranger!
(CAMERA ZOOMS OUT; MOVES UP TO LOOK AT THE SKY; EERIE MUSIC IS PLAYING; OXYGEN IS HEARD HISSING)
SPONGEBOB: Uh... stranger?...
(A HARD HAT DIVER LOOKS DOWN AND SEES THE TWO; DANGER MUSIC PLAYS)
SPONGEBOB: It's the Cyclops!!!

by CoolDude500 December 3, 2019

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