Perin

Just average, literally nothing special about him. The most interesting about him is that his name is short for Peregrine. He is named after a bird because his parents knew there would be nothing that anyone could talk about with their son other than this one interesting fact.

Often thinks of himself as the greatest person alive and compares himself to God, so be sure to keep 15 feet away from him at all times just in case he gets smitten.

A hoe.

Did you hear about Perin, that guy with the bird name? I heard that lightning just struck down on him. I'm glad I stayed away from that hoe.