Eugene

An individual often made fun of by his sense of style and/or haircut. He is known for his school shooting/bombing activities. His female counterpart is named Eugena. If you happen to see anyone wearing a trench coat and/or fedora please remember to find the nearest exit and leave the premises calmly, you would not want to alert a Eugene/Eugena. Also if one happens to be at your local school please remember to wave him a friendly hello. Also it would benefit you to ask him how his day was or invite him to your table because that friendly gesture might just save your life. You should be mindful when he brings his/her bag/purse to class, during one of these occasions ask to be his partner for an activity/project, lend him a pencil if he needs one, and ask how his day was. REMEMBER: DO NOT BULLY A EUGENE/EUGENA.

Not a Eugene: Man look at that EUGENE over there wearing that cod ghosts shirt.

Not a Eugene's friend: Bro look at his hunting boots on his feet!
Not a Eugene: He's probably wearing those because he is going hunting in his local school today.
Not a Eugene's friend: Oh shit! We better get the hell out of here.

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