Kaitlin

Kaitlin is one of the best people on this godamn planet. She's a mf intellectual, she's brilliant, and sexy af. She is incredibly popular and has thousands of friends, both in person and online. People pay $ 100000000 every year just to go see her in the flesh.

Someone: woah who is that, she looks sexy af
Someone else: oh that's kaitlin, I paid $100000000 to go see her