Meat Wreath

A "meat wreath" is the ring of shit around a dick after it fucks an asshole that's clean on the inside, but the person didn't wipe well.

I had a nasty meat wreath after banging the chick. It was good, but man, I didn't even notice the meat wreath until I got into the shower.

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Mook's Moon

A "Mook's Moon" is when an Irish woman shits on her own face.

Only recorded twice in history, one on Stonehenge, the second "Mook's Moon" was posted by accident on the British Monarchy's offical website. Apparently, George III caught his consort in the act of a Mook's Moon and didn't have his eye on the ball when America revolted.

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Rackle Backle

Typically used in grandma porn, it is when a woman is positioned doggystyle and both tits are over the shoulders being held like straps.

Beth the old woman had a rackle backle done to her last week by Achilles the teenage gardener. Needless to say, she has never looked better.