fuck-bomb

What you drop on people who use the word F-bomb, alternately, it can also be used to replace the word fuck.

Fag: "Did you just hear that kid drop the f-bomb"
Guy: "I can't believe he would just drop the fuck-bomb like that"
Fag: "Oh no, now you did it too!"
Guy: "Shut the fuck-bomb up or ill ream you're ass"

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IOWAT

An ingress of water around the transducer. It can mean one of 2 things, either that you are trying to sound intelligent and threatening or that shit is about to hit the fan and the world will very likely end. It is everyone's worst nightmare (but nobody really knows what it is).

"Hey babe, you wanna know how to fix an IOWAT, I fix them all the time, blindfolded. " or
"Holy shit, there's water in our transducer. We're all gonna die. I thought IOWAT was just a myth. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

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Inaggerate

More than just the opposite of exaggeration , an inaggeration is the removal of the colloquial interest which can be added to an otherwise boring sentence. To exaggerate would be to say you were paid a million dollars for a job you got 10,000 for, an inaggeration would be to say anywhere between 9000 and 11000. It is not exactly a statement of truth but it isn't incorrect enough to add anything to the story. More extreme cases of inaggeration are known as Hypoboles.

Guy 1: 'Chuck Norris is so strong that he can lift an automobile.'

Guy 2: 'Nobody has said a Chuck Norris joke in 5 years and you expect to revive them with that hypobole piece of shit. If you inaggerate once more i'm going to stick my foot so far up your ass that it will hurt a little'

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Rspecial

Special with a capital R, your everyday idiots might be considered special, or even retarded, but Rspecial people are doomed to inhabit the bottom rung of society and sulk in the shame that their lower abilities have generated.

If you didn't notice what the 'R' stood for, that would make you Rspecial.

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rap

A cacophany of terrible sounds pretending to be music. The opposite of rock.

Rap blows. I thought 50 cent was the price tag and I was still outraged.

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Dear Editor

To send a complete stranger (a random editor) a message through a site like fmylife or urbandictionarythrough their submit content features. This must be done completely within the parameters of the site and many partakers even include an email address for further correspondence (although I cannot personally reccomend it).

Dear Editor: Thank you for publishing this definition, and might I add that you are looking great today. We should get in touch, a_valid_email_address@hotmail.com

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Fauxlice

Security guards or other fake police who believe that they actually have some power over you. Despite the fact that they only have a fucking squirt gun and a tazer instead of a magnum and a badge.

Dude 1: "I dunno if we should go over there man, that guard looks pretty big"

Dude 2: "Man, Fuck tha Fauxlice, that bitch is a badge and 2 balls short of scaring me!"