Poop Walk

The awkward shuffle that people (adults and children) perform when they have to take a dump but there is no toilet nearby. Resembles the ankle-chained shuffle that white collar criminals exhibit when being led from their 5th Avenue penthouse to the waiting police car.

Barry made the mistake of eating a bran muffin with his coffee before going out for a walk and then had to poop walk the last mile home before he could get to the toilet.

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