Harbooger

When you have an itch on the rim of your nose and when you scratch it a booger gets on your finger. You try to hide it by putting ur finger in your mouth and bit down on your nail while savoring the booger. You are confident no one saw you but if they did you will recruit your older brother to tell everyone you never have ate a booger in your life!

Tom: Jim, did you just Harbooger?!!!
Jim: No way man! There was no booger! Just scratching!! No Booger!!

Pokemon goo

The gooey mess made when some dumbass playing Pokémon Go gets run over by a truck, car, van, train or any other motorized vehicle. Can also be made when the dipshits walk of cliffs or tall buildings.

Did you hear another millennial was turned to Pokemon goo in Central Park? At least he won't be able to reproduce!

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bonerflying

A verb to bonerfly. When everything a woman hears, sees or smells makes her think of her lover's cock.

Sara- "Michelle, what is wrong today. You keep making mistakes!!"

Michelle- "Just bonerflying about my man's cock!!"

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