Waterburger

The wet version of a camel toe! When a woman gets out of the water and her swim suited front bum is wet, it is known as a “Waterburger”!

Joel: “Hey Mark, check out that hot chick getting out of the pool!”
Mark: “She’s fit as fuck!”
Pete: “LOOK AT HER WATERBURGER!!”

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instarider

A person who owns a motorcycle and only rides when the sun is out and there’s absolutely no chance of rain.

They ride, for only one reason, to take photos of their bike, and usually themselves, in places close to their home to post on social media.

Instariders only care about the likes they get for their pictures of their bikes and don’t care for the ride itself.

“You think Gavin will come for a ride today?”
“Nah, there’s a little cloud over there and he won’t get any good photos.”
“Bloody instarider.”

Deluxious

When something is either so comfy, tasty, expensive or feels amazing! Better than delux.

Troy: “How was the restaurant last night, man?”
Grerrad: “It was fucking deluxious!”

plastic rider

A plastic rider is a person who rides a motorcycle and acts like they are a tough bikie! They are the all talk, know-it-all, been on a bike for 10 mins, whingy riders. They’re the reason the code is dying... They look after themselves, act tough but run away from a fight and have no loyalty to anyone. They also like to stick their nose into other people’s business and they are usually vegans.

“Man, look at that bloke, he reckons he’s tough!”
“Yeah, just another plastic rider.”

The Beaten Beagle

The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.

The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.

Example:
James: What the... what’s with that old slurry’s arse?
Allan: She has been pounded so much the padding is loose in her arse!
Glenn: That boys, is a Beaten Beagle!!

James: *Vomits while fapping*