Beasty Hunter

Someone loves to go after fat chicks or chubby chicks then fucks them and leaves them like a MILF hunter but for FAT chicks.
What happens when you are always the wing man Duffer(Designated Ugly Fat Friend) for too long

Example 1
Danny: "Hey lets go clubbing tonite"
Anthony: "Shotgun Duffer"
Arnold:(sighs , mad) " You always get the Fat chicks bro give it a break or we might start calling you the Beasty Hunter"
Anthony: " Fat chicks need love too!"

Example 2
Lt. Dan: " Forest i can't feel my legs!"
Forest: " Goddamit! Lt. I told you fucking all dem fat chicks would break ya legs"
Lt. Dan: " I couldn't help myself Forest now help me onto my wheelchair its time for me to go Beasty Hunting"
Forest: "Yes sir"

Example 3
Danny: "Arnold stop watching Fat Chick porn all the time man! what are you trying to prove!"
Arnold: "I wana be a Beasty Hunter like Anothony bro so i must study SEVERAL online videos! Now leave and let me beat the meat!"

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Ricky Special

To give one of your best friends that is a girl the key to your house and then tell her to visit you while you are asleep and no one is home. She then proceeds to give you a blowjob and just as you cum in her face you wake up. You then kick her out of your house and ask her back for the key and give it to another girl.(with the same intentions)

Example 1
Juan: "Man i got lucky last night"
Aurel: "why man what happened?"
Juan: " I got the ricky special from a good friend of mine after passing out drunk in my doorm."
Aurel: "Wow that sounds AWESOME!
Example 2
Juan: "hey gurl how you doing?"
Desperate Chick: "nothing much"
Juan: "Hey what do we have here the keys to my house!"
Desperate Chick: "O, REALLY!?"
(hands over keys to her)
Juan: "You should pay me a visit some time"
(later on that night, after getting a blowjob)
Juan: "Get the FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOUR FILTHY WHORE!"
(girl leaves with jizz on her face)

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