Rubias

An Arabic, racist, thug, with aids and is not potty trained, a part time security guard to the lord, she has also developed a miniature truffle tree growing out of her anus, fun fact she is also in a Green Day cover band, be careful of her though she’s quite sneaky been known to dine and ditch multiple times a day, she also previously owned the local cherry on top before going bankrupt because she gave all the children free froyo to touch their toes(she’s also under investigation for child abuse accusations) it is also now being discovered that we are unsure of rubias gender it has been reported that she could possibly be he but likes to cross dress she is an experimental bartender and only uses bodily fluids for the cocktails. You may want to think again before borrowing one of rubias batting’s suits..aggressive skid marks have been spotted more than once.

You fucked Rubias? Shit check ur wallet and get tested..