Jizzle

baby batter, goo, man milk, SPUNK!

she took a drink of my man milk.

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Space Docker

A turd in a condom - put in the freezer for a few hours and then used as a dildo.

Proper dildos are expensive, I prefer to just use a space docker.

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poonany

bacon cave, bologna drapes, Pink velvet sausage wallet.

I went spelunking in her bacon cave

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Americanisms

garbled english masquerading as the correct way to speak in today's global village.

Shizzle on my nizzle something something - a true Americanism

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