Three P's

Pussy, Plate of food, and a Place to stay. The only things a man really needs. Usually a stupid lonely woman can provide these things at her own expense.

Lonely Woman: "It's alright. He'll get a job soon. I'm just helping him out until his consulting business gets off the ground."

Savvy Friend: "Don't even kid yourself, girl. All he wants is the Three P's"

8👍 6👎

Weiner-Chamois

Something made of only the smoothest, softest leather, like that of a weiner

I Love the way this couch feels; it's just like weiner-chamois.

6👍 3👎

Funky Fresh

In the state of having a wicked hangover

Damn, son; that party was awesome. I'm funky fresh this morning, though.

24👍 97👎