Timonium

A quiet place in Maryland just north of Towson. Often referred to by native Marylanders as "Tim-eau-nee-um" as if one is speaking through the nose. York Road runs through this city, which is host to numerous accidents due to incompetent drivers who flip out because it's drizzling outside. It is also home to the Maryland Fairgrounds, where the annual Maryland State fair as well as numerous craft and gun shows take place.

"So, you're from Timonium? What's that like?"
"Nothing. Like nothing at all. 'Cause that's what there is there."

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