meek neck

Someone with an abnormally long & wafer thin neck.

Oliver: Dude Whats wrong with that girls neck?

Chris: Meek.

Oliver: Meek?

Chris: Indeed, like Ostrich Swan neck.

Oliver: Oh I see! Looks really strange.

Chris: Yeah it is, she got meek neck.

Bear Grilled

Food that's been burnt to the extreme.

Mate you've well overdone that bacon, it looks like burnt shit.

Indeed. 'Bear Grilled'. :/