Cornish Hen

A Cornish hen is when both partners spread their cheeks apart and press their butts together. One partner transfers fecal matter into the other partner, and vice versa until all the starting person has not only their own feces transferred back into themselves, they also have their partners feces inside them as well. You then baste the hen put it in the oven, or in actual terms, bust a nut on the stuffed bird and put them in the sun. It's called a Cornish hen because it resembles stuffing a Cornish hen before putting it in the oven.

I would much rather Cornish Hen her before I Chili Dog her.

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