Tragon

A lard ass who eats like a pig. Closest one word definition would be glutton.

If you want a slice of pepperoni pizza, you’d better get it before Tragon gets to the buffet table.

Carnundrum

A nonsense word that was made up by a car leasing company so that they could use it in a radio spot and quote the definition that they, themselves, made up and entered into the Urban Dictionary. It is a word that, to date, has been used exactly one time by one person...the guy who did the commercial.

The "carnundrum" commercial on the radio is an insult to my intelligence