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If I don't stop cuttin' brownies my asshole is going to get sore.
Asking for a hand job or talking about masturbating.
Why don't you reach over here and yanky my wanky.
What did you do last night?
Nothing, I was so bored I decided to just yanky my wanky.
A spicy dolphin is when you put hot sauce on your penis and try to fuck your girl in the ass and she says "eh eh, eh eh".
My girl said if I try to give her the spicy dolphin one more time she is going to punch me in the tooth.
Taking a shit that comes out hard and fast.
While pooping she exclaimed "release the plummet".