Juning

The verb of excessively masturbating until you violently ejaculate everywhere, EVERYWHERE. (N) June, (past tense) Juned.

I heard Matt was with Samantha and he started juning.

Midwestern Goodbye

A Midwestern Goodbye is a way to leave an event, party, or any gathering of people. The way one does a Midwestern Goodbye is to go to the door, grab your coat and proceed to talk to your host for multiple hours while next to the door. No matter the soberness of yourself or your host you must engage in an enriching conversation covering recent and past topics and events. A Midwestern Goodbye is commonly associated with Minnesota Nice

Minnesotan 1 : Welp I suppose I should better get going, gotta go to the mall before we get home.
Minnesotan 2 : Which mall?
Minnesotan 1 : Oh just old Ridgedale off of Highway 12
Minnesotan 2 : Really? I’ve never been there.
Minnesotan 1 : Well let me tell you about Ridgedale!
Ext.
Commentator : Welp that’s a case of a Midwestern Goodbye!

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URD

URD is a abbreviation of a disease called Ultimate Rizz Disorder, Most prominent carriers of URD, include the_crimsonelephant

Luke-“Hey have you seen Alex? He has URD”

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Dirty Brennar

A dude with a 5 foot horse cock

Have you heard of John? He is definitely a Dirty Brennar