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Eric Cartman's version of Authority
Hey! I am a cop And You WILL Respect my Authoritaah!
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(1) I wouldn't mess with that puppy; it's breakable.
(2) Tom Delay is one sick puppy.
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Someplace hard to get to and generally undesirable; the boonies or toolies.
I asked her out once, but then I found out she lived in Bumfuck Egypt, so I dropped her.
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Brazilian for "take it up the ass" meaning "fuck you" in the general non-sexual sense.
"Vai tomar no cu" he said to the Mother Superior as he hightailed to the street, dressed only an a wimple.
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Driving very slowly, as if to delay one's arrival at an unpleasant destination. See proctologist.
That idiot up ahead must be going to the dentist.
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Children, born in succession within one year
They were like rabbits. Now their Irish twins are six and seven.
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A mildly pejorative term for Jews, made famous by Jesse Jackson
We're on our way to Kennedy Airport in Hymietown.
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