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Although most Ryan's are kind hearted and friendly, often times even on the timid side, most if not all of them are so unbelievably stupid you question how they haven't been picked off yet by natural selection. Most Ryan's are steadfast in their opinions which is a redeeming and often attractive quality, but it's usually about something retarded and ass backwards like voting conservative or spending a crazy amount of money on something that cannot be logically justified.

Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?

Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still

Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.

Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.

Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?

Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still

Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.

Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.

by CornistheBestCrop August 25, 2018