Day of the Mclawry

On the 15th of July every year an ancient tradition descending back from pagan times. On this very day any person with the name going by McLawry must be served and treated like a king of his own kingdom and is entitled to have what ever he so desires. This includes blow jobs, hand jobs or any sexual gratification. If this is not done this could bring about the end of days as it is a bad omen of a lawry to be denied his God given rights.

Hey woman I here by declare my name is McLawry and today is the 15th of July' Day of the McLawry Now to save the rest of humanity you must now get on your'e knees and suck me off for no less than 30 minutes and after that you will ride me like a horse until my hip bones have been atomized. Do this and you shall be doing your'e part in saving all of humanity.

May Hand job

For one day every year falling on the 17th of May a man is entitled to a complimentary Hand job from his respective parter. This is an ancient tradition which must be upheld in order to restore peace and good fortune for the following year.

Good morning my dear. Just to remind you it's the 17th of May and we must complete the harvest of the may Hand job ritual in order to attain good luck and fortune.

The 6th month suck

The 6th month suck is an ancient druid tradition going back hundreds of years and must be upheld to honour the faith of all the druids that perished in the dark wars.

It can only be used by couples that are in a relationship. And on the day of the the six months they have been together the female must honour the druids tradition. The male will say to his spouse it is time for you to perform the 6th month suck. At this point the female must then suck the man's penis for no less than half and hour until the druids that have passed have been remembered and the swallowing of the ancient druid juice shall empower the relationship for years to come.