tookie

I'm not sure what's worse: Tookie himself and his horrific crimes which he's never apologized for or the fact that people think he's such a do-gooder, especially that dumbshit motherfucker that said Tookie is a great man. What the fuck? The guy founded a gang, dipshit!

Anyway, he greased 4 people, never apologized for it, wrote a few anti-gang children's BOOKLETS, got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize twice but didn't win and.... Wait, that's it. Of course, he got a raw deal despite all those appeals. It was all a race thing of course. Yeah....

dumbass: Tookie was a great man! He wrote a bunch of anti-gang books for children and reformed! He even got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. It's not like anyone can get nominated! He was a great person who did a lot and made up for his crimes.

smart person: No, he wasn't, you asshole! He never apologized and hardly did shit! He wrote a few pissy booklets and made a few lectures but never once said he was sorry! Someone should "Tookie" you!

author's note: Hey, is that a term yet? To "Tookie" someone?

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muslim

A follower of the religion of Islam--NOTHING MORE! Does NOT mean terrorist, sand nigger, towel head, rag top, dune coon, camel jockey, sand monkey, etc.

To all you fucking faggots that say otherwise, fuck you! You don't know shit and are comparable to the ACTUAL terrorists that do all that shit you hate. Well, what about you? You fucking encourage the same shit to be done, you fucking shitheads! Instead of letting you sit here sit here enjoying your barbeques, wearing your miniature American flags while at the same time avoiding jury duting and voting, we should make you go help in Iraq and be some bullet/bomb bait for good soldiers who don't hate all Muslims and deserve to live and come home. Fucking scum.

And as for Tyler from Texas or whatever the fuck your name is, you're especially bad, you shit-eating cocksucker! I normally do feel bad for victims of 9/11, but you're an exception. I'm going to assume that your parents raised you to generalize and hate and wish harm on innocents like you do, so fuck you and your dead family and friends. I mean, how great can a person be if they hang out with a piece of shit like you? Fucking faggot. Lord knows you're not doing a damn thing sitting here stereotyping. Had many ties to Islam and Judaism? MY ASS. You're just fucking making that shit up to look like a victim, when really you should have been in those towers in place of the guy who didn't stereotype and sling racist slurs.

And look at that bullshit about how Christians didn't denouce their religion when fed to the lions and Christianity is the one true religion. What a load of bullshit! Since when are Muslims denouncing their religion in the face of death? If anything, they're doing the exact OPPOSITE, cockface! And your religion being the one true religion, isn't that THE SAME SHIT you say the terrorists do? Fuck you, man. You're comparable to Hitler. You're probably some fucking redneck trailer trash who has a lifetime membership with the KKK and Neo-Nazis. Go to hell, bitch.

Muhammad Ali is a Muslim.

Muhammad Ali says Tyler and the rest of the goose-stepping Hitler worshippers suck.

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usher

The WORST of the WORST! The King of Gay! The Master of Faggots! This guy is by far worst and overrated of all the fucking loser musical artists out there!

This flamer puts out extremely shitty, tastless music, which of course can't sell on its own. So he then gets a mediocre six-pack and flaunts himself in homoerotic poses and in videos to get the girls wet and foolish enough to buy his records. On top of that he's got an arrogant attitude of, "I'm the shit! Worship me! I'm so cool!"

This first-class faggot has no talent, tastes, skills, intelligence or even looks.

Idolizing this douche is another way of saying that you have low self-esteem and no taste in music or even good looks in a man, or in his case, a boy.

"Oh, my GAWD! That Usher is so HOT!"
"You were molested as a child, weren't you?"
*brief silence, followed by hanging head* "Yes." *cries*

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raise the roof

1. Another way of saying, "I am a faggot and a poser. Please shoot me."

2. A pathetic attempt of acting cool.

3. A way to embarrass yourself and realize later on how stupid you were and feel full of regret.

*This is more often than not followed by a gesture of lifting or pushing something off one's shoulders.*

"Yo, yo, let's raise da roof!"

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black album

The nick name for the self-released album released by the metal band Metallica in 1991.

Despite the claims of the millions of defenders of this album, it was the turning point of the band where they lost their thrash status and sold out by releasing more mainstream-friendly, simplified and softened songs. Fans claim it still has their "metal edge" but if anything this "edge" is BARELY there.

It has many of their famous songs on it and has sold the most copies of all their albums to date. Nevertheless, the quality on the album is actual piss-poor when compared to their lesser selling previous 4 albums, albums that were actually thrash.

In summary, Metallica may have still retained some "metal" status on this album but it was a sell-out effort, the reason being up to this point they were known as the Pioneers of Thrash but then got greedy and changed their sound to be more "experimental", or in actuality, to sell more records.

Sell-out Metallica fan: Wow, this Black album is the greatest release from Metallica yet! Everything after this was crap though!

Thrash Metallica fan: No, you dumbass, it's shit compared to their earlier work. The only reason it seems good to you is because this sell-out work sounds better than their later sell-out work. Get any of their first 4 albums instead. Those were actually thrash.

Sell-out Metallica fan: What's 'thrash'?

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Gak

verb: To retch or vomit;throw-up,spew or hurl
noun: The leftovers or by-products of vomiting. Vomit. The regurgitated contents of the stomach.

When I saw the sore on his hand, I was so grossed out I thought I would gak.

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nub

An incorrect spelling of the word "newb" or "noob" or "n00b" (the last one might be considered a somewhat gay way of spelling it but is technically correct).

People who use this spelling of the word are total idiots and are themselves a NEWB.

"Lolz nub ezpk pub gg pwned!" (Sadly, people actually say this and think by saying this they're badass and cool when in fact they're just the opposite.)

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