muslim

A follower of the religion of Islam--NOTHING MORE! Does NOT mean terrorist, sand nigger, towel head, rag top, dune coon, camel jockey, sand monkey, etc.

To all you fucking faggots that say otherwise, fuck you! You don't know shit and are comparable to the ACTUAL terrorists that do all that shit you hate. Well, what about you? You fucking encourage the same shit to be done, you fucking shitheads! Instead of letting you sit here sit here enjoying your barbeques, wearing your miniature American flags while at the same time avoiding jury duting and voting, we should make you go help in Iraq and be some bullet/bomb bait for good soldiers who don't hate all Muslims and deserve to live and come home. Fucking scum.

And as for Tyler from Texas or whatever the fuck your name is, you're especially bad, you shit-eating cocksucker! I normally do feel bad for victims of 9/11, but you're an exception. I'm going to assume that your parents raised you to generalize and hate and wish harm on innocents like you do, so fuck you and your dead family and friends. I mean, how great can a person be if they hang out with a piece of shit like you? Fucking faggot. Lord knows you're not doing a damn thing sitting here stereotyping. Had many ties to Islam and Judaism? MY ASS. You're just fucking making that shit up to look like a victim, when really you should have been in those towers in place of the guy who didn't stereotype and sling racist slurs.

And look at that bullshit about how Christians didn't denouce their religion when fed to the lions and Christianity is the one true religion. What a load of bullshit! Since when are Muslims denouncing their religion in the face of death? If anything, they're doing the exact OPPOSITE, cockface! And your religion being the one true religion, isn't that THE SAME SHIT you say the terrorists do? Fuck you, man. You're comparable to Hitler. You're probably some fucking redneck trailer trash who has a lifetime membership with the KKK and Neo-Nazis. Go to hell, bitch.

Muhammad Ali is a Muslim.

Muhammad Ali says Tyler and the rest of the goose-stepping Hitler worshippers suck.

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nub

An incorrect spelling of the word "newb" or "noob" or "n00b" (the last one might be considered a somewhat gay way of spelling it but is technically correct).

People who use this spelling of the word are total idiots and are themselves a NEWB.

"Lolz nub ezpk pub gg pwned!" (Sadly, people actually say this and think by saying this they're badass and cool when in fact they're just the opposite.)

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fo shizzle

A lame-ass catchphrase that was (arguably) coined by a first-class loser who goes by the lame-ass moniker of "Snoop Dog" to mean "for sure" or "I definitely agree with that".

Whenever you hear this word being used you know: a) The loser is trying desparately to be cool. b) The loser is trying desparately to be black. c) Both.

This phrase is especially popular amongst insecure, uncool and extremely lame, adolescent, middle- or upper-class white surburban wiggers.

WARNING: Never let your friends or loved ones use this phrase except in mockery or jest. Should you hear them utter this retarded catchphrase, proceed to beat some sense into them using any method you can. You will thank me for it later when people wake up and realize how stupid phrase really is.

Loser #1: "'Ey, yo, dat was TIGHT!"
Loser #2: "Fo shizzle!"

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slipknot

A highly overrated, oversized NU METAL (not death metal or anything, you dumb assholes) band consisting of 9 douchebags who wear masks and jumpsuits as part of their gimmick, which they copied from Gwar.

Although not the worst band in the world, and one of the better nu metal bands out there, they definitely aren't worthy of being called "the best band" in any other context other than having to do with nu metal. They can't even hold a candle to real metal bands such as OLD-SCHOOL Metallica or Iron Maiden.

They have 9 members in the band, which is far too many. They have this many as part of the marketing gimmick. Proof of this is in the fact that you can't even hear half the members most of the time. The members evaluations are as follows:

Vocals: Not too bad honestly. Can sing a lot better than other nu metal singers like that fag from Korn, Johnathan Davis. Lyrics aren't too bad either but can suck, like the ones that one guy posted. Those are some seriously lame lyrics ("Now take a real good look at/What you've fucking done to me").
Guitar #1: Sucks. Typical, boring nu metal riffs. But still better than those in Disturbed, etc. No solos either.
Guitar #2: See above.
Bass: So hard to hear and so hard to like.... Sucks.
Drums (regular set): The best member along with the singer. Not too bad really but there are better. He at least does fills and SOME double bass. DEFINITELY not the fastest double basser either (listen to Dying Fetus, Kataklysm or Deicide for some REAL fast double bass). I hate him the least.
Drums (tom kit): What exactly is the point of this when all he does is play the same notes on the toms as the regular drummer does? Fuck off!
Drums (trashcan): Can this guy not afford a real drum set? Can he not play one? Apparently not. This guy is equally as ponitless as the tom drummer. You can actually hear his drumming but he only plays like 4 notes per song. The rest of the time he just stands there like a dumbass.
Sampler: What the fuck does he do as well? You hear NOTHING from this asshole! Even if you could he would suck. Die!
DJ (Scratches): Don't make me laugh.

So if 2 out of 9 members are decent, how good could the band overall be?

Oh, but wait! The material! More or less up to one's opinion but generally revolves around, "I'm a victim. I'm very angry and/or hurt. I hate you. Feel sorry for me." Nothing complex in the arrangements and maybe some creativity.

Fans of Slipknots label themselves as "maggots", a very fitting term. These "maggots" usually think they're badass rebels by listening to this band which offends their rich, uptight parents and are amongst the typical mallcore scene. I would never label myself a "maggot" if I were a fan of any band but these guys seem to be proud of it.

Despite what many say, Slipknot is featured to a limited degree on mainstream metal, mostly material from their latest release, which is much safer than their older stuff.

Overall, not the worst band, especially in nu metal, but very overrated. You know it can't be THAT good when kids wearing baggy cargo pants with a million pockets, hooded sweat jackets covered in grease stains, studded wristbands and wallet chains listen to it. But easily better than the likes of Korn.

P.S. Maggots, please stop telling us that we suck or to go fuck ourselves because we don't listen to the same "badass" mallcore band that you listen to. Also, we do not dislike/hate Slipknot because they're mainstream. That has nothing to do with them. We dislike/hate them because they're not that good/just fucking suck!

maggot: Holy shit! Slipknot is the best band ever! They are so talented! I love the way they wear masks and jumpsuits and purge themselves and jump around like apes, on stage!

real metalhead: Ever heard of Children of Bodom?

maggot: Who?

real metalhead. Exactly. By the way, you DO know you're known as a "maggot" right? Pretty degrading isn't it?

maggot: (hangs head in shame)

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