pre bail

To set up an escape route for an upcoming event or function that you're not sure if you'd like to attend, but don't want to rule out completely.

I had to pre bail on my grandma's birthday party and told my mom I had a headache in case I can score a ticket to see Death Cab.

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drunkity

Super dooper, banged up knees, broken heel, vomit in the hair drunk.

Wow, I was so drunkity on Saturday I woke up in my neighbors bed, in my own shoes and someone elses pants.

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