drunkity

Super dooper, banged up knees, broken heel, vomit in the hair drunk.

Wow, I was so drunkity on Saturday I woke up in my neighbors bed, in my own shoes and someone elses pants.

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Drunkitis

The most common reason for calling out of work.

Occurs when one partied too hard and perhaps too late and/or before realizing that the work day starts bright and early the next morning.

Often a side effect of having a really awesome time.

Symptoms include upset stomach, vomiting, regret, diarrhea, heartburn, irritability, and bad memories.

Chronic Drunkitis can lead to car accidents, STDs and in rare cases, pregnancy.

Drunkitis sufferer: "Sorry, I won't be able to make it into work today. I'm just not feeling good."
Co-worker of sufferer who made it into work: "That motherfucker..."

Concerned worker: "Tom is a good worker, if he would just stop calling out so much with Drunkitis he'd look much more favorable for the promotion."

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Drunkity

Point of the night when you know you’ve had too much.

Oh look I’m drunkity

Drunkity

Drunkity (noun)
A state of being pleasantly intoxicated where one is cheerful, lighthearted, and enjoyable to be around. Characterized by happy laughter, a good mood, and a lack of drama, those experiencing drunkity often uplift others and are the life of the party without being overwhelming or a downer.

I got so drunkity last night and had a blast at the bar talking to everyone!