When someone gives you a soda can tab with the middle not intact then they want a hug
When someone gives you a soda can tab with the middle intact they want to to kiss you
When someone gives you a soda can tab with the middle filled then they want to have sex with you
"Hey why did you give sarah a soda can tab with the middle. "
"Because I wanna fuck her. "
"I mean she is hot. "
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