gucci gang

A gang led by a rainbow-colored mop. They fleet to middle schools with budgets of 60$ and a bag of chips. It is said that the requirements to be in this gang are:
• Have >2 brain cells.

• Have the ability to drink bleach.
• Yes.

Once you join the Gang of The Gucci, a ceremony is held. You must watch their song unironically and sincerely think that it's good. You earn your first marking after this. It's colored ghurple, the color of idiocy.

You must then proceed to excessively dab to the point of all of your friends leaving you. You earn your second marking, the color asstooth. This signifies idiocy.

The third and final trial, which is called The Butt-Squash, involves putting a live chicken over your head.

Soon, after 3 weeks, you will have transformed into a mop. You are bestowed a lei made out of burgledorf colored flowers. Burgledorf is the color of idiocy.

You are now part of The Gucci. There is now no going back at this point.

My uncle Forp went outside to get milk one day. 17 years later, he hasn't come back. It turns out he has become part of the Gucci Gang.

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