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To be permitted by your girlfriend/spouse to indulge in such activities that are normally banned in her absence.
Activities include visiting a drinking establishment with your mates, going clubbing and generally entertaining yourself in the presence of other males and/or females without being constantly reminded of your social obligations towards her.
In a broader sense, these activities include pretty much everything that is fun and does not revolve around her.
Pink tickets generally tend to apply to evening activities and are always of a fixed duration (usually no longer than a few hours).
The applicant must often state and commit to a pre-agreed expiration time, upon which he must return to her custody.
"I've got a pink ticket tonight. Let's get sloshed."
"John didn't get a pink ticket. I guess it's just us going MILF-hunting tonight."
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To be permitted by your girlfriend/spouse to indulge in such activities that are normally banned in her absence.
Activities include visiting a drinking establishment with your mates, going clubbing and generally entertaining yourself in the presence of other males and/or females without being constantly reminded of your social obligations towards her.
In a broader sense, these activities include pretty much everything that is fun and does not revolve around her.
Pink tickets generally tend to apply to evening activities and are always of a fixed duration (usually no longer than a few hours).
The applicant must often state and commit to a pre-agreed expiration time, upon which he must return to her custody.
"I've got a pink ticket tonight. Let's get sloshed."
"John didn't get a pink ticket. I guess it's just us going MILF-hunting tonight."
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A descriptive term for a male or female "sun worshipper" who has spent one hour too many sunbathing or visiting the solarium, that their skin has acquired the texture of wrinkly brown leather such as the one found on Gucci bags.
A finer variant of the synonym expression: leather bag.
Forget the sunscreen. Let's turn into Gucci bags!
Check out that seventy-year-old Gucci bag!
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A descriptive term for a male or female "sun worshipper" who has spent one hour too many sunbathing or visiting the solarium, that their skin has acquired the texture of wrinkly brown leather such as the one found on Gucci bags.
Forget the sunscreen. Let's turn into leather bags!
Check out that seventy-year-old leather bag!
I'm going on a cruise to play bingo and fraternise with rich, leather bag grannies.
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A place that lies in the geographical region of "fucking freezing".
A combination of the word "cold" and "northern" which refers to areas of the world where the summer lasts two and a half days and the wind chill factor is more penetrating than a shower of razor blades.
- Due to budget constraints, we are relocating your department to Jokkmokk.
- Where is that?
- It's in Coldern Europe.
- Fucksocks!
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