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when a pudding is imrisoned agaist its will for committing a cake crime.
the cherry bakewell is being held in custody after raping a rhubarb crumble. No wait... thats custardy!
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The last hit on a bowl of marijuana.
You can have the custodial, but you'll have to load a fresh one.
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Protective custody is the place in county jail where the snitches, child molesters and homosexuals are placed. PC for short. PC punks are what the inmates are called.
Dumbass is now in protective custody because he snitched to the guards about homeboy making pruno.
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When a couple breaks up, one person gets to keep the mutual friends while the other must find new ones because being around each other would be too awkward. The person who keeps the friends is said to be granted Friend Custody.
Bob: Why don't you come out with us tonight?
Phil: Because when Jane and I broke up, she got Friend Custody.
"Hey, have you seen Dave?"
"Let's see if we can reach him on the custodial intercom."
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Someone, most likely a divorcing woman, that holds her child for ransom and controls the custodial arrangements until the court order starts.
Geri is being a complete custody Nazi to Jason, he hasn't seen his daughter since the 20th.
A master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it...give those Custodial Engineer's a break!
"Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke
Scarface: Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, dick!"
"I'm a Custodial Engineer...not a janitor!"
"ooo you make your job sound special..."
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