spooge platack

When having sex with a woman, you are about to cum, you pull out, jizz in your hand, and slap her. Preferably in the face.

Bob: Dude that chick last night was a total freak, she said it was cool to do anything!!

Chris: Really? Did you get a rusty trombone?

Bob: No i spooge platacked her!!

Chris: SWEEEEEET.

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