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Friendzoned
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1) to be neutered on a spiritual level
2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.
Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Virtual Castration or Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.
However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Example One: As a reward for all of her endearment, support, love, tenderness, and caring, Patsy was awarded by being Friendzoned.
Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.
Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
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Example: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she would have those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed undergo Virtual Castration through Friendzoning.
A component found in import-manufactured vehicles that is unidentifiable to even the most experienced of mechanics. All that is known is that the component is not an air-metering sensor (such as a MAP or MAF), it is not a purge valve, nor is a temp sensor, but it run back to the main wiring harness where the end connections are completely unidentifiable.
Often found next to the thingy-ma-jigger, but below the do-hickeys.
Now, we rewired the do-hickey, packed the bearings, replaced the hoosits, and flushed out the do-dad, but we still haven't figured out what to do with the whatcha-ma-fuckitt.
Someone who has sex in plane bathrooms on a regular basis.
"Is it my imagination, or is something off about that Stewardess?"
"No, she's definitely a Plane Hopper," struggling out of seat; "I'll be back in an hour and a half."
A convenient shortening of the phrase "I am fixing to-"
Many English professors site Louisiana as the origin of the term. The creation of the term "Omfina," like much of today's terminology, was created to as a means of avoiding the complete exhaustion and strain of pronunciation of actual words and complete sentences.
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Definition of Friendzoned:
1) to be neutered on a spiritual level
2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.
Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This "virtual castration," as it is often referred to by scientists, only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.
However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Example One: As a reward for all of her endearment, support, love, tenderness, and caring, Patsy was awarded by being Friendzoned.
Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.
Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
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