Poopy Urethra

When you end up with fecal matter inside your urethra. Essentially a UTI on crack.

In social contexts, "poopy urethra" means the opposite of the benevolent greeting "namaste."

"Poopy urethra" is a way of telling someone that you sincerely hope they wake up and step on a Lego™.

I'm having mad poopy urethra and can't come into work today!

"Poopy urethra" to you, sir!

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Glazed Ribs

When someone with a penis and balls ejaculates onto the ribs of another person. Similar to a pearl necklace, but on the torso.

When Jackson pulled out of Marissa to cum, he gave her some glazed ribs.