J. J. Rockett

1. n.: formerly "the sexiest man in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance" "Heartthrob" Johnny Rocket, tragically killed in a wrestling match; last words were "it...is...finished--BLEAAGGGHHH!"

- Oh my God! J. J. Rockett has been killed! I don't believe it!

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blagoonga

1. int.: yet another moronic, nonsensical interjection, derived from an irregular noise used in a Garfield comic strip.

~ BLAGOONGA!
- Blagoonga? Odie needs tuning.

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seb

1. n. - alternate spelling of "sex," introduced when the all-powerful keeper of Nyah made a typo when transmitting "sex" via instant message and thus processed "seb," at which point the loyal subjects of Nyah ordained the new word as an alternate. See also: "cekks," "iex."

- Hey! Let's have seb.

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iex

1. n. - in the ancient tongue, when I was subsituted for S and vise versa: sex. See also "cekks," "seb."

- Mmmm...buttiex...

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coonter

1. n.: a combination of slangs "cunt" and "cooter." 2. n.: a vagina. 3. n.: something they don't have in Cobb County, Georgia.

- We ain't got no coonter back in Cobb County!

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pensi

1. n. - in the ancient tongue, where S was toggled out with I: penis. 2. n. - in the middle kingdom of Nyah, where corporate labels were only allowed one P per word and any second P would be replaced by the first previous consonant: Pepsi.

- Hehe...pensi!
- Dude...we're idiots.

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nyah

1. int.: exclamation of variant emotions 2. int.: translation of "yes" from the ancient tongue.

- Did you see that guy's butt?
- Nyah!

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