J. J. Rockett

1. n.: formerly "the sexiest man in the Extreme Wrestling Alliance" "Heartthrob" Johnny Rocket, tragically killed in a wrestling match; last words were "it...is...finished--BLEAAGGGHHH!"

- Oh my God! J. J. Rockett has been killed! I don't believe it!

pensi

1. n. - in the ancient tongue, where S was toggled out with I: penis. 2. n. - in the middle kingdom of Nyah, where corporate labels were only allowed one P per word and any second P would be replaced by the first previous consonant: Pepsi.

- Hehe...pensi!
- Dude...we're idiots.

nyah

1. int.: exclamation of variant emotions 2. int.: translation of "yes" from the ancient tongue.

- Did you see that guy's butt?
- Nyah!

coonter

1. n.: a combination of slangs "cunt" and "cooter." 2. n.: a vagina. 3. n.: something they don't have in Cobb County, Georgia.

- We ain't got no coonter back in Cobb County!

cocknyah

1. n.: characterizes a person devoid of common sense 2. n.: Marc Morillo.

- Wow, that Marc Morillo is such a cocknyah.

iex

1. n. - in the ancient tongue, when I was subsituted for S and vise versa: sex. See also "cekks," "seb."

- Mmmm...buttiex...

bologna pubes

1. n.: an utterly disturbed combination of words that couldn't possibly exist or mean anything. 2. n.: pubic growth made entirely of bologna...of course.

- Wow! Look at those fine fine bologna pubes!