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A bloody sexy unit. He's hella cute and goofy. Anytime he posts anything, you're heart jumps out of your ass. He ages like fine wine - hot with a beard and without. Find yourself a Seb and never let him go.
After 30 years, Seb is still looking mighty fine tonight.
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When a guy is so flexible they can suck their own dick.
Person 1: You're so flexible dude, do you seb?
Person 2: Nooooo. (Glances around)
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*Teammate messes up*
Toxic players: "you fuckin seb kys"
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The abbreviation of the S.E.B project.
Sabotage Environment Bacteria.
Can cause loss of humanity.
In 1666 the S.E.B Project came to an end when they discovered seb knew how to use a door and walked off. The S.E.B Project was supposed to eradicate the german population and then rest when his job was done but he was to clever for modern day science to contain.
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Likes to drink milk and his mission is to search for a bald vagina
"Hey man seb dude whatcha doin"
"Searching for a bald vagina its my mission
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He is the thiccest guy you will ever meet he has a massive coc and he loves to fuck and he’s good at it to and he’s great with the chicks
Dman see that Seb scoring those chicks
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