Fumbunkler

Fumbunkler is a light hearted jab that one would typically direct towards friends.

This word is never to be mistaken with "bumfunkler"

"Hurry up you fumbunkler, we're going to be late for the train"

Pleatosis

Pleatosis is a metabolic state characterised by raised levels of pleatone bodies in a patient, which is typical in conditions such as diapleates and chronic noosing syndrome.

Pleatones are the product of broken down brain cells, which the body metabolises as energy.

Howard was exhausted after work so he put Netflix on for 9 hours straight, and his body entered pleatosis.

His mouth hung wide open while his brain cells were metabolised for energy.

Scumbunkler

1st definition: Scumbunkler is a term used to identify a rat toothed little Judas.

2nd definition: Scumbunkler can also be used to identify someone who is normally quite courteous and fair, but has decided to do something pretty scummy to save them either time or money.

First example:

First guy: “Hey shall we get a train ticket from the machine?”

Scaralambus: “Nah let’s crawl through the sewers, and sneak on. I ain’t paying £3.50”

First guy: “scumbunkler”

Second example:

Pedro: “Howard why are we driving on the pavement? I’m pretty sure we just ran someone over you scumbunkler..”

Peen: “I’m not waiting for that traffic lol. I always drive on the pavement. Most of them survive.”

MeGlutumz

MeGlutumz is a term that is normally exclaimed when craving gluten based foods.

It can also be used as a sign of protest
when eating a gluten free meal.

Example one:

Friend: “Papa how did you order a pizza that big? That oven must be enormous.

Papa: “Get ya mitts off me PIAZZUMZ. The delisioucasy is all moine!

Friend: “Ah that’s cool, you ordered a gluten free one”

Papa: “ME GLUTEMZ!!!”

Example two:

Doctor: “Your stool has come back from the lab. They tested it, and it’s a new harder than steel. Have you been following your coeliac friendly diet?”

Papa: “ME GLUTUMZ!!!.. MeGlutumz…”

CBrame

CBrame is known for his role in the 2002 Panama Mob Rule incentive enacted by NATO.

The Mob Rule campaign lasted until August 12th, and resulted in approximately 320,000 dead.

There is an 80ft statue in Panama City commemorating CBrame’s short but bloody rule.

At CBrame’s height of power, he ordered a parade of 700 elephants to ride through the jungle to his estate.

All but two of the elephants died of dehydration, along with their 400 riders.

Bumfunkler

Bumfunkler is a unkind and dehumanising statement. It implies that hatred, ill fortune and even death to the person it is uttered to.

I hope that bumfunkler dies a slow and painful death, and rots in the fires of hell for eternity while maggots eat his eyes.

A.I.G

The A.I.G (annual incestual gathering) is where an entire family converges to participate in an orgy of monumental proportions.

1st guy: "Why is Howard grinning so much?"
2nd guy: "That sick fuck just got back from the A.I.G in Svalbard"

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