MeGlutumz

MeGlutumz is a term that is normally exclaimed when craving gluten based foods.

It can also be used as a sign of protest
when eating a gluten free meal.

Example one:

Friend: “Papa how did you order a pizza that big? That oven must be enormous.

Papa: “Get ya mitts off me PIAZZUMZ. The delisioucasy is all moine!

Friend: “Ah that’s cool, you ordered a gluten free one”

Papa: “ME GLUTEMZ!!!”

Example two:

Doctor: “Your stool has come back from the lab. They tested it, and it’s a new harder than steel. Have you been following your coeliac friendly diet?”

Papa: “ME GLUTUMZ!!!.. MeGlutumz…”