boltgun

The apotheosis of bullet weaponry, the boltgun is a perfectly-crafted firearm gifted only to the Emperor's finest. Boltguns fire shells which explode shortly after penetration, inflicting massive tissue damage.

"Dude, my massed S4 AP5 boltguns totally pwunzorised your lone Grot" -WH40k nub
"Dude, my S10 AP2 Demolisher Cannon just totally pwunzorised your entire squad of boltgun-nubs" -Slightly more fortunate WH40k nub

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cooh

A more groovy pronounciation of cool.

<Everyone> Damn that Vertigo fellow is hella cooh!
<Mr T> And my van is fast, fooh.

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bolter

The more common term for boltgun.
Note that heavy assault troops tend to make use of a double-barelled version known as a storm bolter, and support troops and vehicles extensively utilise heavy rapid-fire versions known as heavy bolters.

"Curses! My bolter's jammed!" -The ever-classic Warhammer 40k game Space Hulk

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fooh

Someone Mr T pities.

I pity the fooh who watches Malcolm In The Middle!
I'm gonna throw that Onsie fooh helluva far

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Vertigo

To be Vertigo is to be so utterly, devastatingly orgasm-inducing that people fall out of their chairs at your mere presence.

<LOSER_HA_HA> Fine, I admit it, I love FtUCVertigo. I want his man-babies, and to send waves of my passion washing over him all night long.

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mongrels

The mongrel is a wiley animal.

<Vertigo> A mongrel is a wiley animal

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mischa barton

Ugly.
(extended because UD needs to have at least 3 words: Mischa Barton is pale, skinny and lacks any real sex appeal to any form of life with a spinal column. Probably attractive to moluscs though.)

"Argh, I just saw Mischa Barton on The OC." "Quick, to the bathroom, we have eye-soap."

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