boltgun

The apotheosis of bullet weaponry, the boltgun is a perfectly-crafted firearm gifted only to the Emperor's finest. Boltguns fire shells which explode shortly after penetration, inflicting massive tissue damage.

"Dude, my massed S4 AP5 boltguns totally pwunzorised your lone Grot" -WH40k nub
"Dude, my S10 AP2 Demolisher Cannon just totally pwunzorised your entire squad of boltgun-nubs" -Slightly more fortunate WH40k nub

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Boltgun

A gun, which fires bolts (not arrows), and is commonly and inaccurately referred to as a crossbow. Since the boltgun is not a bow, and relies on mechanical means to hold back the string, it is a misnomer to refer to it as a “bow” in any context.

“I’m just going to use a crossbow during archery, since they allow that in Wisconsin.”
-the fool

“That is not archery. It’s called a boltgun, you fool, and it was built for the elderly and handicapped.”
-the wise man

Boltgun

To thoroughly creep out women on the internet, become a sexual predator, and ask underage girls for pictures of their tits. Any of these three means you are a "Boltgun"

Dude did you hear? Tyler pulled a Boltgun, he asked someone's fifteen year old girlfriend for pictures of her tits man!

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