The guy that's always miserable and angry. He's so angry that his face and head are always red.
Guy 1: Dude, who the fuck is that guy?! He's always angry and he's always pissed at the world.
Guy 2: Oh that's The Red Ted.... His dad used to beat him.
Guy 1: Somebody needs to give that dude a Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man or a puppy or something.