inversion

When the penis, due to cold or extreme revulsion, retreats back into the body. An uber soft-on.

That Noelene bitch is so ugly she gave me an inversion. My dick's in hiding!

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Reverse Kangaroo (Reverse Kanga)

The Reverse Kangaroo or "Reverse Kanga" is the act (or art) of sitting backward on a toilet, thereby leaving a long, filthy skid mark down the length of the bowl. Popular in public toilets and the mother-in-law's house.

That bitch gave me shit about leaving the toilet seat up, so I pulled a reverse kanga and left six inches of skid for her to clean up.

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