Jon Bon Bow Jump

When a prolific writer gets computer elbow, often referred to as tennis elbow, and then it happens in the other elbow. This sometimes chronic condition receives its name from the rock star Bon Jovi because the elbows are the fringe of the body and like Bon Jovi in a fringe jacket, 'bow pain can jump and have you Livin' on a Prayer.

Damn, my right tennis elbow was hurt so bad but now my left one is killing me. Must've been a Jon Bon Bow Jump!

Alliterary

əˌlitəˈrārē

adjective

When a literature lover lavishes letters and lore with carefully crafted commentary that beat boxers can't consistently compete with and many of the words beginning letters are replete with the similarities of shape and sound.

Her alliterary essay was so poetically fantastic that Poe would wish for the opportunity to rewrite "The Raven."