my ass

A work of art, a place that no man may ever touch....ever....

Hey have you seen my ass? It's beautiful.

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instant baby

the perfect baby, all the fun, practically none of the poop. virtually unlimited attention span! cute as a frigging button. matches most decors!

Girl 1: i dont want to pop out any creatures out of my twat
Girl 2: you dont have to, there is always an instant baby!

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CowBug

An extremley rare thing, caused through influence of incompetent coders, such as The Mysterious X.

I've never seen a CowBug(tm) which wasn't caused by shamelessly copying code from TMX!

5👍 3👎

swaggle

a term used for giving or recieving oral sex....

" so, i totally swaggled my boyfriend in the back of the movie theater last night"
or
"i got so drunk and let this guy swaggle me"

6👍 13👎

fap

To milk the tube steak for all it's worth.

I was fappin' to some NSYNC pics last night when I... wait, did I say NSYNC?

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O-MIC

Shortcut for 'Orgasmic';
hot fine sexual

Have you seen 'Troy'? Brad Pitt is o-mic!!!

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neonbug

A system critical bug.

neonBug (tm)!

6👍 2👎