Euphemism for "mother fucker," to be used when your elders are around.
Bob: "That sick fuck was fucking his own mom, so I called him a..."
(Bob's father walks in the room)
Bob: "...MONKEY SUCKER!"
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Short for man-ankle. Usually used in the context of fashion, specifically when referring to the ankles of a man wearing no socks, and pants which are tailored shorter than is traditional. This style is popular among fashion-forward and/or metrosexual men.
When I was walking to class today, I saw a hipster guy in ΓΒΌbertight pants, flashing some mankle as he walked.
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A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"
Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"
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This is when you get an awkward boner in public. It's usually induced by some hot chick sitting next to you.
Nick got a public display of erection when Kayla sat next to him in class.
A Clif Bar is a high-energy bar eaten by athletes and other active people.
Gaylord ate a Clif Bar in bed before going to the gym and the mall.
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Prose written for bros. Popular works of brose include Rippetoe's Starting Strength and Schwarzenegger's Education of a Bodybuilder.
Not to be confused with broetry.
Mark Rippetoe is widely regarded in broscientific circles as a leading author of brose.