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The Breath of Death (shortened to BoD) is used to describe someone with such unbearably pungent breath that, with one whiff of the stench, it may cause someone to enter a state of anaphylactic shock. It instantly repels anyone from the local vicinity, causing a mass evacuation within the area. Anyone who makes it out alive may develop Post Traumatic Stress Disorder which may induced seizures if the scent is smelt again. This means that it is the list of notorious conversation killers (something that stops people wanting to talk to you).
BoD may occur if you eat: Raw onions, raw garlic, coffee, fish and other foods that have really strong scents. It also occurs when you wake up from a long nap (morning breath). Fasting for a lengthy period of time or having an exceptionally dry mouth will intensify the stench of BoD.
Damn, Mr Rock. You got the Breath of Death, blud. Take a breath mint, wasteman.
Stringy spit formed on the lips of one's mouth. It attaches onto the upper lip, producing a string-like structure that never breaks, no matter how wide you open your mouth. This is due to its slimy consistency. Normally occurs when talking for a lengthy period of time, bad breath, being overweight or having a saliva overflow. To get rid of it, one has to lick their own lips to break the string.
It is a part of the 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you.
"Shut up, Mr Rock. You got lip strings, blud."
Qwatch - also known as eye boogers - is an accumulation of semi-dried mucus that forms near the area of one's eyes. It occurs when an individual wakes up from a long sleep, just to feel a ball of squishy sludge hanging from their eyelashes. It also occurs when someone has hay fever or a type of illness that causes their eyes to water profusely. If left unattended, it will moisten up and cling onto your eye whites, temporarily blocking your vision slightly. When you blink, they tend not to go.
Although qwatch is beneficial for trapping dirt in the eye, it does not look very appealing. Hence why it's on the infamous list of 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you (eg. Dried spit or food stuck in one's teeth).
Qwatch can be rolled out and rubbed onto surfaces like boogers from your nose. They are small enough to be undetected and pose no serious threat when rubbed on walls. However, be careful not to shake someone's hand and be especially careful that your fingers are clean when rolling the qwatch out.
"Damn, Tyrone. Man has got bare Qwatch in his eyes. Wash your face, blud."
A Chukha is an impossibly green, round, hanging booger that seems to be superglued to the lower parts of the nostrils in such a way that it stands out in a conversation, ultimately killing it - therefore, it is on the notorious list of conversation killers (things that stop people wanting to talk to you, for example, Quazzel).
Chukha tends to fasten onto nose hairs, making it a nuisance to remove. Alongside that, it is extremely painful to peel out of the nostrils, so much so, that it has a similar feeling to getting waxed via consecutive wax strips. You'd be surprised by the hair these things can rip out. If you're lucky enough to have pulled one of these bad-boys out, you'll be given a window of temporary enjoyment where you can roll it into a ball or blackmail your siblings into doing things against their will.
You normally obtain Chukha passively in your home environment or during a nice nap, but it's most common when an individual has a runny nose and they are situated in a dusty environment.
Occasionally, you can get a crusty Chukha which seems to be sharper than a samurai blade. This means any external pressure on the nostrils may potentially cause a nose bleed that will keep reopening and induce suffering with just the slightest nose twitch.
Mr Rock. I swear down. Clean your nose, blud. You got a fat Chukha in that ting.
Dried spit that forms on the corner of one's mouth. It is white in colour and can be wiped, rolled and flicked. Normally occurs after not keeping hydrated, speaking for long periods of time, bad breath or an overflow of saliva.
It is known to be in the notorious list of 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you eg. eye boogers or food stuck in one's teeth.
'Damn, Mr Rock. You got bare quazzel. Take a breath mint, blud.'
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