Buckshot

1. when your penis has something lodged into its tip (ie, a gumdrop) that will prevent your semen from leaving your body in a uniform stream.

2. Any person who at one time, was incapable of pumping gas, went out on the 3rd hand of poker, or got head from a one eyed girl.

3. A powerful drinker who is nearly unstoppable when intoxicated, who fears no doorknob, but can be easily subdued by a simple peice of aluminum foil.

Dude, did you see that buckshot drink that box of wine, damn those Bryant University guys really know how to party!

I made it through customs by sticking the cash up my pee-hole, but know I've got the nastiest buckshot

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