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Elephant laxative

A poison made for Gay Men in the 17th century who where caught in the act of anal or head. Also used for Present day rapists in prison. In which the poison can literally make you shit your large intestines inside out, exploding all of your shit from the large intestine out of the tube of and ass you have left, meanwhile all of the liquid and gunk inside of your small intestine will flush your stomach making your barf until you have to inhale eventually breathing in your barf, finally all the rest of your Bodily fluids will come out of the erect dick until there is nothing left but a resin if a body.

“The Rapists was caught in the act of fucking the fetus out of the local pregnant autistic girl, so we force fed him elephant laxatives. Leaving him nothing but an but an inside out resin intestine.

by CowtonLee May 30, 2022

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Elephant laxatives

The elephant laxatives was used in medieval time for homosexuals caught looking at other men in devious ways. And is meant to make (someone) literally shit their entire digestive systems out past the esophagus. Then the Homosexual will ejaculate the rest of his bodily fluids leaving him nothing but a resin of a corpse.

“Did you see the homo ejaculate cum blood and piss at the same time?” “ yea what the hell, we should have chopped his dick off and fed it too him, instead of using elephant laxatives” “ yea, or crucified him”.

by CowtonLee June 3, 2022

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